Makes you wonder who gave his boy that black eye.īobby knocks over some cans swinging a cardboard roll around.īuckley: You're gonna have to pay for that, dude. Nearby Customer 2: He sure has a temper, doesn't he? Nearby Customer 1: Sure does. Do you know what a hammer is? That's what I want, a damned hammer! Now where in the hell would I go? Nearby Customer 1: Hey, that's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us. and what is a tap-and-die? Hank Hill: Okay, forget it! Let's say I want a hammer.
Buckley: Huh, what is it that you're trying to do? Hank Hill: I'm tryin' to buy a tap-and-die and some WD-40 and get out of this God-forsaken store! Buckley: Uh. Buckley: Yeah, but are you looking for like a tool or something? Hank Hill: What difference does it make? Buckley: Huh, what difference does it make? Hank Hill: Okay, I'm lookin' for a tap-and-die and some WD-40. Hank Hill: Excuse me, where's the hardware department? Buckley: Where is the hardware department? Uhm, hm, what exactly is it you're looking for? Hank Hill: The hardware department. Hank and Bobby at the Mega Lo Mart after Bobby got a black eye at his baseball game. okay, give a hundred and twelve, what's the difference? Look, Bobby. We're talking about a hundred and thirteen, and even. Hank Hill: Look, we're not talking about thirteen.
Bobby Hill: Or maybe a hundred and thirteen? Hank Hill: Yeah, yeah, that's even better. Peggy Hill: How about if Bobby gave a hundred and twelve percent? Hank Hill: Ahm.
Bobby Hill: But what if the Wildcats give a hundred and ten percent, too? Hank Hill: Well, then you gotta try even harder. That's what'll give you that winnin' edge. Bobby Hill: How do I do that? Hank Hill: You gotta give a hundred and ten percent. If you wanna win, you're gonna have to do better than your best. Hank Hill: So, are you ready to kick some Wildcat butt, Bobby? Bobby Hill: Okay. The Hill family on the way to Bobby's baseball game. Now you get ready for the game, OK? Bobby Hill: Yes, sir. Hank Hill: Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds! Where did you record this? Bobby Hill: I bought it at the mall! It's the Funny Phone Jerks! Hank Hill: Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing "funny" about these sounds! What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder. Hank Hill: Well, why not? I like this new generation of music. Hank Hill: Whatcha listenin' to, son? Bobby Hill: I don't think you'd like it. Hank Hill: You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale. You know what they say Ford stands for, don't ya? It stands for 'Fix it again, Tony'. 3 The Order of the Straight Arrow ĭale Gribble: I know what's wrong with it.
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